Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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