Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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