The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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