i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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