my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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