someone threw a dead crab at me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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