There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
