somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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