clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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