where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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