Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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