Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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