all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was like having sex with a tree stump
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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