I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
