your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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