It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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