Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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