She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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