She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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