I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize