Just cropdusted the office
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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