capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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