i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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