I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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