I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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