Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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