Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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