Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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