I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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