Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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