Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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