I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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