I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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