Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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