Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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