she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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