I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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