i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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