I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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