wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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