i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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