we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
