why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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