Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
this boner is exhausting
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
