This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
