I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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