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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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