I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i would punch a child for taco bell
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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