You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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