So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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