Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
