Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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